°°° ^(c) 2018 DoucheWare° ^DoucheWare is open source (GPL3)° °°° ^This is an open source project intended to bring some° ^harmless entertainement into an ever faster and more° ^violent time. Enjoy - if the software is good enough° ^to run on you system. In case it's not - we're sorry.° ^_ ^°° ^DoucheWare does not use Cookies or store any personal° ^data except your user name and score, if you choose° ^to put them on record in our Hall of Fame. You will° ^NOT be molested by newsletters or advertising.° ^°° ^Some graphics are 'Designed by Freepik (www.freepik.com)'° ^_ ^°° ^Terms of use:° ° \s ^THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,° ^EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF° ^MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.° ^IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY° ^CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT,° ^TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE° ^SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.° °° ^(Press any key to continue)° ^\s

°°°°°°°° ^\c ^\bThis is DoucheWare!\b° ^_ °° ^This site brings you the most pointless software,° ^a total waste of time, but at least it's for free.° ^\sIt features SEarch-Engine Defeating (SEED) technology.\s° °° ^_ °°°° \c ^- Press (P) \s(or click barrel)\s to \bplay 'Klaus' Quest'\b° ^\s an x-mas inspired pixel-art browser game\s° ° ^- Press (H) \s(or click heart)\s to see the eternal \bHall of Fame\b° ^\s for 'Klaus' Quest'\s° ° ^- Press (I) \s(or click clock)\s to read the \bimprint and legal notice\b° ^\s in case you're more weird than we are and enjoy such stuff\s° ^\c ^_ °\c °° \s